Bro Song of the Day

Bro Song of the Day

Today's song of the day is You Are Never Alone by Socalled. In this track, Socalled goes back to the roots of classic hip-hop to make an extremely catchy beat and chorus. Not the most hype song, but worth a listen regardless. The music video is trippy as shit too. Copy and paste the link below to check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tS4OWiozmw

Slampiece of the Day

Slampiece of the Day

Today's Slampiece of the Day is Brooklyn Decker. Brooklyn is a 5-time Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition model, and ended number 2 on Maxim's hot 100 of 2010. We chose Brooklyn as the Slampiece of the Day because we honestly didn't feel that Katy Perry deserved the hottest of 2010 spot, given by Maxim. Don't get us wrong, Katy Perry is a fine piece of work, but she clearly pales in comparison to Brooklyn.

Born: August 3, 1987
Hometown: Kettering, Ohio

Bro Song of the Day

Bro Song of the Day

Today's song of the day is the HyperCrush remix of Over by Drake. HyperCrush has some pretty sick remixes out there, but this one most definitely hits the hardest. Check it out by following the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwFVjcGHfU

Birthdays of the Day

Birthdays of the Day

Encyclopedia Brotannica would like to wish a happy birthday to two very important bros today. First is former heavyweight boxer Joe Louis.



Lewis, also known as the Brown Bomber, was born on this day in 1914, making him 96 today. Louis helped elevate boxing from a nadir in popularity in the post-Jack Dempsey era by establishing a reputation as an honest, hardworking fighter at a time when the sport was dominated by gambling interests. Louis's championship reign lasted 140 consecutive months, during which he participated in 27 championship fights, including 25 successful title defenses – all records for the heavyweight division. In 2005, Louis was named the greatest heavyweight of all time by the International Boxing Research Organization.

Secondly, EB wishes a happy birthday to funnyman Stephen Colbert.



He is the host of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report, a satirical news show in which Colbert portrays a caricatured version of conservative political pundits. Colbert's book, I Am America (And So Can You!), is a hit amongst bros for it's hilarious insights into everything from nature to atheists. Makes for a perfect table-top book or something to read while you're taking a shit.

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Chay on bros.

HOES WEISING HOES

HOES WEISING HOES

This is an alternative to the increasingly popular Bros Icing Bros game, directed towards the sorostitutes that want to play along. Hoes can't Ice one another because they enjoy it too much (that's why it's considered a bitch beer.)

However, most chicks can't handle the diesel, so this game was invented especially for them.

- The rules are similar to Bros Icing Bros as far as the initiation of the game is concerned. One piece either bluntly or cleverly (ha!) gets a Budweiser to another piece, and the receiving hoe has to chug *unless they already have an unopened Budweiser on their body or within reaching distance.*

- Instead of taking a knee and chugging, the hoe is to place the base of the bottle on her forearm, lean back and chug (pictured above). It is STILL BRO-TOCOL TO CHEER ON THE HOE, regardless of if she's a true slampiece or not. This makes her and her friends feel good about fitting in with your kick-ass game, thus increasing the overall involvement of slampieces throughout the night.

Drink of the Day

Drink of the Day

Today's Drink of the Day is the infamous Long Island Iced Tea. The Long Island Iced Tea is the basis of many elaborate mixed-drinks. It dates to the 70's, named after the continental USA's largest island Long Island, in New York. Although it doesn't contain tea, it's taste is similar. The drink sits in the top 5 of most popular cocktails and is regularly mentioned or seen served in television and films.

HOW TO:
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 part sweet-and-sour
1 splash of Coca-Cola (for color)
-Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top.

PERFECT FOR: This drink is good if you're feeling ambitious, elaborate, and have all of these liquors sitting on your counter without any particular mixer. The Long Island is jam packed with alcohol and goes down extremely smooth, which is everything a bro asks for in a mixed drink. Two or three of these bad boys will get your night started right. The Long Island is also perfect for a hot day if you're tired of pounding Stones poolside.

A Man's Perfect Day

A Man's Perfect Day

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Bro Song of the Day

Bro Song of the Day

Today's Bro Song of the Day is Forever, originally composed by Kanye West featuring Lil Wayne, remixed by Big Z Remixes. It's slowed down from the original and is fucking dope. Great for just straight chillin poolside while you day drink. Check it out, Big Z Remixes is doing big things and makin moves.

Download: http://tiny.cc/oq99y

YouTube: http://tiny.cc/hs13i

Check out www.hypefloats.com for some more sick tunes.

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