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HOES WEISING HOES



This is an alternative to the increasingly popular Bros Icing Bros game, directed towards the sorostitutes that want to play along. Hoes can't Ice one another because they enjoy it too much (that's why it's considered a bitch beer.)

However, most chicks can't handle the diesel, so this game was invented especially for them.

- The rules are similar to Bros Icing Bros as far as the initiation of the game is concerned. One piece either bluntly or cleverly (ha!) gets a Budweiser to another piece, and the receiving hoe has to chug *unless they already have an unopened Budweiser on their body or within reaching distance.*

- Instead of taking a knee and chugging, the hoe is to place the base of the bottle on her forearm, lean back and chug (pictured above). It is STILL BRO-TOCOL TO CHEER ON THE HOE, regardless of if she's a true slampiece or not. This makes her and her friends feel good about fitting in with your kick-ass game, thus increasing the overall involvement of slampieces throughout the night.
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Drink of the Day



Today's Drink of the Day is the infamous Long Island Iced Tea. The Long Island Iced Tea is the basis of many elaborate mixed-drinks. It dates to the 70's, named after the continental USA's largest island Long Island, in New York. Although it doesn't contain tea, it's taste is similar. The drink sits in the top 5 of most popular cocktails and is regularly mentioned or seen served in television and films.

HOW TO:
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 part sweet-and-sour
1 splash of Coca-Cola (for color)
-Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top.

PERFECT FOR: This drink is good if you're feeling ambitious, elaborate, and have all of these liquors sitting on your counter without any particular mixer. The Long Island is jam packed with alcohol and goes down extremely smooth, which is everything a bro asks for in a mixed drink. Two or three of these bad boys will get your night started right. The Long Island is also perfect for a hot day if you're tired of pounding Stones poolside.
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A Man's Perfect Day




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Bro Song of the Day



Today's Bro Song of the Day is Forever, originally composed by Kanye West featuring Lil Wayne, remixed by Big Z Remixes. It's slowed down from the original and is fucking dope. Great for just straight chillin poolside while you day drink. Check it out, Big Z Remixes is doing big things and makin moves.

Download: http://tiny.cc/oq99y

YouTube: http://tiny.cc/hs13i

Check out www.hypefloats.com for some more sick tunes.