HOES WEISING HOES



This is an alternative to the increasingly popular Bros Icing Bros game, directed towards the sorostitutes that want to play along. Hoes can't Ice one another because they enjoy it too much (that's why it's considered a bitch beer.)

However, most chicks can't handle the diesel, so this game was invented especially for them.

- The rules are similar to Bros Icing Bros as far as the initiation of the game is concerned. One piece either bluntly or cleverly (ha!) gets a Budweiser to another piece, and the receiving hoe has to chug *unless they already have an unopened Budweiser on their body or within reaching distance.*

- Instead of taking a knee and chugging, the hoe is to place the base of the bottle on her forearm, lean back and chug (pictured above). It is STILL BRO-TOCOL TO CHEER ON THE HOE, regardless of if she's a true slampiece or not. This makes her and her friends feel good about fitting in with your kick-ass game, thus increasing the overall involvement of slampieces throughout the night.

5 comments:

CarolineTurpentine | May 25, 2010 at 11:04 PM

budweiser? can we use real beer lol?

Unknown | May 26, 2010 at 5:24 PM

AbsBROlutely not. If we have to drink Smirnoff you have to drink Budweiser.

HOESNATTYICEHOES | June 6, 2010 at 11:31 PM

i think your game needs to be revised. hoes ice hoes. only they natty ice hoes instead of smirnoff ice. and instead of being down on one knee we should be down on both knee's because we all know that when we perform at our best.

EB | June 21, 2010 at 2:39 AM

We here at Encyclopedia Brotannica do not support any usage of Hoes "Icing" Hoes, because as us bros know, we can do better than that. One thing I've noticed about Natty Ice is that it's not as widely available as Budweiser. We feel that Hoes Weising Hoes would be a good twist on an already great game.

Then again, our opinions are all simply that...just opinions.

Chay on.

Unknown | January 10, 2011 at 7:16 PM

It's called the Arm Crush anyway. People have been arm crushin' for 11+ years now. 550Easy.com or thearmcrush.com and 550 Arm Crush on Facebook. Crush One!

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